{"product_id":"absolutely-not-sir-ornament-5538406","title":"Absolutely Not Sir ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbsolutely Not, Sir\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA firm no, delivered with grace. For the friend who has no trouble turning down a bad idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMermaid Dayz made this round ornament for the tree with a starfish on top. Choose ceramic or aluminum, about 3 inches across, and it arrives with its hanging string. A quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it bright, tide after tide and Christmas after Christmas. Hang it on the tree, on a hook in the beach house, or in the window of the friend who counts the days until summer swims.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68283242053869,"sku":"MD-180732645","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68283242086637,"sku":"MD-180732646","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/2116\/8877\/files\/01a1d10b-fe4d-7865-9954-d4554857df62.jpg?v=1794508632","url":"https:\/\/mermaid-dayz.com\/products\/absolutely-not-sir-ornament-5538406","provider":"Mermaid Dayz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}