{"product_id":"crabby-looks-good-coffee-mug-5533551","title":"Crabby Looks Good ~ Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePour The Martini, Keep The Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people get salty, but you make being crabby look effortlessly glamorous. Embody the unapologetic siren energy of someone who serves peak elegance, dry humor, and an extra-dirty martini while letting everyone else fuss over the small stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrings high-glam ocean vibes paired with unapologetic happy-hour humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntricate jewel-toned artwork with the perfect amount of side-eye.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA playful reminder that living your best life is always the ultimate response.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first cup tastes better when the mug knows where you would rather be. This 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug wears Mermaid Dayz designs that say what a mermaid says (the office is temporary, the ocean is not, and shrimp opinions are not accepted), and it is microwave and dishwasher safe for the mornings that start slow and the afternoons that need a reheat. It holds the coffee that gets you through the meeting and the tea that gets you to the water. A good gift for the one who collects them, and a better one for yourself. Sip, swim, repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":68265711829229,"sku":"MD-180551515","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":68265711861997,"sku":"MD-180551516","price":9.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/2116\/8877\/files\/c6787de7-4ac9-400d-ae45-2153d8a9e4ef.jpg?v=1794428335","url":"https:\/\/mermaid-dayz.com\/products\/crabby-looks-good-coffee-mug-5533551","provider":"Mermaid Dayz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}