{"product_id":"not-my-emergency-ornament-5531204","title":"Not My Emergency ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eUnbothered, Untamed, and Clocked Out\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsider this your official visual out-of-office reply to drama, chaos, and everyone else's urgent requests. Radiating pure oceanic indifference with an olive-garnished attitude, this design celebrates the fine art of staying completely in your own serene lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMermaid Dayz made this round ornament for the tree with a starfish on top. Choose ceramic or aluminum, about 3 inches across, and it arrives with its hanging string. A quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it bright, tide after tide and Christmas after Christmas. Hang it on the tree, on a hook in the beach house, or in the window of the friend who counts the days until summer swims.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68263457161453,"sku":"MD-180474840","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68263457194221,"sku":"MD-180474841","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/2116\/8877\/files\/01a1cbe1-46a9-74d3-9a8f-83ee11ed0905.jpg?v=1794421905","url":"https:\/\/mermaid-dayz.com\/products\/not-my-emergency-ornament-5531204","provider":"Mermaid Dayz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}