{"product_id":"ready-to-leave-ornament-5531158","title":"Ready to Leave ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReady to Leave ~ Beam Her Up, Please\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe had a lovely time. Really. Then around the second hour something shifted and she began scanning the sky for a way out. There is nothing wrong with her. The party simply ran past its expiry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntrovert Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e For the friend who hugs everyone goodbye and then sits in her car for ten quiet minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrowded Beach Exit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for the woman who loves the sea and cannot stand the umbrellas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHonest Explanation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not antisocial, just finished, and the distinction matters to her.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMermaid Dayz made this round ornament for the tree with a starfish on top. Choose ceramic or aluminum, about 3 inches across, and it arrives with its hanging string. A quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it bright, tide after tide and Christmas after Christmas. Hang it on the tree, on a hook in the beach house, or in the window of the friend who counts the days until summer swims.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":68263437762797,"sku":"MD-180474122","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":68263437795565,"sku":"MD-180474123","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0830\/2116\/8877\/files\/01a1cbdf-43ac-78ca-992e-941b4130d84b.jpg?v=1794421775","url":"https:\/\/mermaid-dayz.com\/products\/ready-to-leave-ornament-5531158","provider":"Mermaid Dayz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}