Olive The Drama ~ She Did Not Start It

She did not start it. She simply declined to end it. Standoffs with seagulls, a tantrum in tentacles, a crab with opinions ~ for the woman who is dramatic on principle and correct on the facts.

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Somebody is puffy, somebody is crabby, and somebody has a sign that reads too much. She is none of them. She is the one on the rock, enjoying the show, occasionally adding to it. Stay mad. Be so serious. Crabby looks good on you.

For the woman who did not start the drama and would not dream of missing it. She will find the one that is clearly about her group chat.

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