Pour Decisions ~ Happy Hour on the Rocks
Happy hour starts when the tide says so, and the tide is rarely late. Champagne on the rocks, a martini over a meltdown, and the friend who orders for the table ~ for the one who has earned the first sip.

The glass is a prop and a policy. A martini while the crab makes his case, champagne while the lobster brings the bouquet, cabernet and crackers while the gull eyes the plate. It never spills, because she never rushes. Not my emergency. Order another round.
For the woman whose happy hour is a standing appointment and whose glass has never been the problem. Bubbles, wine or something with fruit standing up in it, she will find the pour that matches her Friday.
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Pour Me Another
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Protect The Martini
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Uncorked On The Rock
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Buoy Bubbly Standards
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Room Service, Mirror Included
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Sharing Not Available
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Champagne Over Claws
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Spiky Drink Coaster
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Salty And Shaken
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Snack Tax Siren
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Not Today, Adulting
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Siren Happy Hour
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Bold Of You
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And Yet, I Don't Care
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High Tide Standards
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Not My Emergency
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Not There Yet
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Cute Anyway
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Nice Try, Pinchy
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Stay Mad Darling
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Absolutely Not, Rock Edition
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I Have Standards
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Bare Minimum Siren
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Sharing Wasn't Mentioned
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Second Chance Sips
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Cooler Bottle Service
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Salty On Purpose
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Priorities, Cocktail First
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Not My Problem
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Hard Pass, Hand Up
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Cocktails Over Chaos
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Zero Fins, Full Glass
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No Drinking Sign, Ignored
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Tipsy Siren Society
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Top Shelf, Eight Arms
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Sharing Is Optional
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Extra Olives Siren
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Salty And Unbothered
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Pier Pressure Rebel
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Rules Don't Apply
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Salty Gossip Hour
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Eight-Legged Bartender
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Off Duty On The Buoy
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Spiky Happy Hour
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Pour Decisions Below
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Pinch Me Tipsy
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Saltwater Happy Hour
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Too Many Suitors
Someone Else Came to Mind
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