Pour Decisions ~ Happy Hour on the Rocks
Happy hour starts when the tide says so, and the tide is rarely late. Champagne on the rocks, a martini over a meltdown, and the friend who orders for the table ~ for the one who has earned the first sip.

The glass is a prop and a policy. A martini while the crab makes his case, champagne while the lobster brings the bouquet, cabernet and crackers while the gull eyes the plate. It never spills, because she never rushes. Not my emergency. Order another round.
For the woman whose happy hour is a standing appointment and whose glass has never been the problem. Bubbles, wine or something with fruit standing up in it, she will find the pour that matches her Friday.
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Zero Feedback Accepted
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Crabby Life Advice
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Officially Off Duty
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Extra Salty Siren
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High Maintenance Siren
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Big Hair Energy
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Complaints Go To The Tail
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Salty But Bougie
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Priorities Intact
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Tangled And Unbothered
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Talk To The Fin, I'm Busy
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Salty Hair, Cocktail Hour
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Salty Volume Diva
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Zero Care Siren
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Bad Hair, Good Pour
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Calm Down Kevin
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Zero Flocks Given
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Snap Away, Buttercup
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Tomorrow's Problem
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Big Tail Energy
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Crabby Looks Good
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Bring The Wine
Someone Else Came to Mind
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