Try Harder, Darling ~ Suitors and High Standards

The suitor means well. He shows up with a bouquet, a bottle, a love letter, a whole speech, and she hears him out with the patience of someone who has heard the speech before. Try harder, darling. Is there a part two. Think bigger. Come back with options.

For the woman who knows exactly what the bar is, and for the one who is done auditioning candidates. Either way, she will know which mermaid she is by the second picture.