Zero Fins Given ~ Sayings With a Tail
She heard you. She has an opinion about it, and no plans to defend it. These are the designs for the one who stays exactly where she is while everyone else works out that she meant it.

No mermaid in the picture, just her handwriting. These are the pure sayings, big letters with a tail flicking through them: sorry, I am on mermaid time. Keep your drama above sea level. Currently not caring. The art gets out of the way so the line can land.
For the woman who wants the message readable from across the parking lot. She will pick the one she has said this week.
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Clearly The Catch
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High Tide Energy
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Salty By Choice
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Tail With Attitude
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Zero Surface Drama
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Passport Over Romance
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Resting Beach Face
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Surface Drama Canceled
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Unapologetically Buoyant
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Offshore Return Policy
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Zero Flukes Given
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Fin Over Feet
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Salty Siren Warning
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Off-Duty Siren
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Unapologetic Siren Energy
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Fin Around Attitude
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Salty Siren Energy
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Zero Fins Given
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Mermaid Time Only
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Flip My Fin
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Talk To The Tail, Spelled Out
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Top Shelf Siren
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Salty Hair Don't Care
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Salty & Unbothered
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Untamed Siren Sass
Someone Else Came to Mind
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