Zero Tolerance For Unsolicited Thoughts
Some days you simply do not have the shoreline space or the emotional bandwidth for anyone's two cents. Serve unbothered coastal attitude and let the world know that outside commentary can wash right back out with the tide.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Peak Sassy Energy: Sets effortless boundaries with a healthy splash of unapologetic sarcasm.
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Unbothered Vibe: Perfect for ocean lovers who value peace, quiet, and keeping unsolicited advice far away.
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Instant Statement: Delivers the ultimate funny retort so you never have to repeat yourself.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.