Consider This My Permanent Status
For everyone surviving endless meetings that should have been buried at the bottom of the ocean. Radiate unapologetic boundaries and mythical corporate defiance without having to type another polite follow-up.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Zero-Tolerance Politeness: Declares your workplace boundaries with total siren sass.
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Peak Ocean Chaos: Celebrates letting unnecessary follow-ups drown in the deep blue.
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Relatable Humor: The ultimate aesthetic armor for surviving meeting overload and micromanagers.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.