Salty, Sassy, and Totally Unbothered
When someone tries to bring unnecessary drama to your dock, just sip your drink and let them argue with the tide. This piece is made for every unapologetic siren who knows how to stay cool, glamorous, and thoroughly amused while the world gets worked up into a frenzy.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Peak Sarcastic Energy: Channel unmatched coastal attitude with a side of courtroom comedy.
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Witty Pop Parody: A hilarious, cheeky pun that instantly turns heads and earns laughs.
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Unbothered Siren Vibe: The ultimate visual mood for keeping your cocktail full and your patience legendary.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.