Not My Department ~ Comfort Colors Premium Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Consider this your official out-of-office notice for every task, question, and piece of paperwork that isn't your problem. Bringing peak unbothered energy and heavy siren sarcasm, this piece is made for anyone who thrives on strong boundaries and zero workplace drama.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
For the days when mermaid weather comes with a little breeze.
This Comfort Colors long-sleeve tee brings that lived-in, relaxed feel that somehow gets better every time you wear it. Soft, comfortable, and easygoing, it’s made for cool beach mornings, breezy evenings by the water, boat days, coastal getaways, or simply bringing a little mermaid attitude wherever you happen to be.
The garment-dyed fabric gives it that wonderfully relaxed, already-loved look, while the classic fit makes it an easy layer with shorts, jeans, leggings, or whatever your land-dwelling plans require.
Details
Fit Note: Designed with a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up for an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Because sometimes a mermaid needs sleeves.
Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with classic crew neck, long sleeves with rib cuffs
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Match those numbers to the size chart on this listing. Please check the size chart BEFORE ordering ~ printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for sizing. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.
Consider this the crown you can put in the dryer. It is 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, heavyweight enough to feel substantial without wearing you, and garment-dyed so every piece carries its own shade of sea. The relaxed unisex cut sits easy over shoulders that just finished a thousand meters (or a thousand emails). Rib cuffs keep the sleeves where you left them. Pre-washed, so the fit you choose is the fit that stays ~ the pod ordered together, and nobody regretted it.
Wash inside out in cool water with gentle detergent, then low spin and tumble dry low. It has already survived a dye bath... your laundry room does not scare it.
Mermaid Dayz prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 6 to 9 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right.
Made for a land year
Printed to order in the US
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The water gets cold before the mermaid does. The Comfort Colors 6014 is a heavyweight 6.1 ounce long sleeve in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, lived-in colour and cut relaxed and true to size, with rib cuffs that stay put through a dock coffee and a dockside opinion. It goes on over the swimsuit in October and stays on through the first fire of the season. Wash it cold inside out, tumble low, and give the pigment dye a solo first wash so it keeps its colour to itself.
Mermaid Dayz ships across the U.S. and internationally. Most U.S. orders arrive within 6 to 9 days.
Every item is printed to order, so please check the size chart before you order. If a quality issue slips through, reach out and we will make it right.
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and skip bleach ~ your print keeps its color wash after wash.
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