Sea Jewels Won't Buy My Sweets
The going exchange rate for ocean peace and quiet? Rare sea gems and absolute silence during snack time. Forget sunken pirate treasure—decadent confections are the real currency of the deep, and everyone knows you have to pay the mermaid tax.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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High-Maintenance Siren Energy: Unapologetically shows off that chocolate outranks fancy jewelry every single day of the week.
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Whimsical Vintage Glam: Storybook detailing paired with just the right amount of coastal mischief and indulgence.
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Relatable Queen Behavior: A playful nod to accepting extravagant gifts while refusing to share a single bite.
For the days when mermaid weather comes with a little breeze.
This Comfort Colors long-sleeve tee brings that lived-in, relaxed feel that somehow gets better every time you wear it. Soft, comfortable, and easygoing, it’s made for cool beach mornings, breezy evenings by the water, boat days, coastal getaways, or simply bringing a little mermaid attitude wherever you happen to be.
The garment-dyed fabric gives it that wonderfully relaxed, already-loved look, while the classic fit makes it an easy layer with shorts, jeans, leggings, or whatever your land-dwelling plans require.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction made for repeat wear
- Easygoing, lived-in Comfort Colors feel
Fit Note: Designed with a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up for an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Because sometimes a mermaid needs sleeves.