Lowering Standards Just A Splash.
A single wildflower is cute, but let’s be completely honest—sunken treasure and pearlescent tiaras are the actual bare minimum. Celebrate knowing your worth with just enough cheeky side-eye to keep the whole ocean on notice.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Unapologetic High Standards: Delivers pure playful sarcasm for anyone who expects a little more than the bare minimum.
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Whimsical Coastal Humor: Blends enchanting seaside storybook art with sharp, modern dating commentary.
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Peak Mermaidcore Attitude: Instant conversation-starter guaranteed to get knowing smirks and laughs wherever you show it off.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.