When your standards are somewhere near the ocean floor.
Dating in the modern sea is rough, but at least the wine is crisp and the crustacean brought snacks. This design is built for anyone who has ever lowered their expectations just enough to be mildly amused by the bare minimum.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Unapologetically sassy energy for surviving the modern dating pool.
- A hilarious, relatable reminder to keep your glass full and your standards flexible.
- Instant conversation starter guaranteed to get knowing laughs and total solidarity.
For the days when mermaid weather comes with a little breeze.
This Comfort Colors long-sleeve tee brings that lived-in, relaxed feel that somehow gets better every time you wear it. Soft, comfortable, and easygoing, it’s made for cool beach mornings, breezy evenings by the water, boat days, coastal getaways, or simply bringing a little mermaid attitude wherever you happen to be.
The garment-dyed fabric gives it that wonderfully relaxed, already-loved look, while the classic fit makes it an easy layer with shorts, jeans, leggings, or whatever your land-dwelling plans require.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction made for repeat wear
- Easygoing, lived-in Comfort Colors feel
Fit Note: Designed with a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up for an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Because sometimes a mermaid needs sleeves.