A mermaid with a cocktail and sunglasses is annoyed by a seagull saying "That was a lot of words."

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A mermaid with a cocktail and sunglasses is annoyed by a seagull saying "That was a lot of words."
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Selective Hearing Only ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

✅ Feels broken-in from day one
✅ Heavyweight, never stiff
✅ Mermaid-approved magic
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Description

For When Silence Is Truly Golden

Some conversations could have been an email, and some speeches never needed to happen at all. Channel your inner high-tide royalty with an unapologetic gaze that says you are strictly booked, busy, and completely out of patience for background noise.

Why This Design is Perfect For You:

  • Radiates pure vacation-mode disdain for unsolicited opinions.
  • Serves five-star resting beach face with impeccable cocktail flair.
  • The ultimate visual boundary for anyone who prefers peace over small talk.

Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.

The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.

With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.

Details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Soft, garment-dyed fabric
  • Comfortable heavyweight feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Classic crew neckline
  • Double-needle stitching for added durability
  • Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
  • Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel

Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.

Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.

Sizing/Fit

Fit: Relaxed, boxy unisex fit with classic crew neck

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Match those numbers to the size chart on this listing. Please check the size chart BEFORE ordering ~ printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for sizing. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.

Comfort Colors 1717 Premium Tee size chart

About the Deep Water Heavyweight Tee

Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton, grown in the USA, then garment-dyed for a softened, sea-glass depth that keeps improving in the wash. The relaxed fit hangs easy through long days, ferry rides, and the occasional meaningful stare at open water. Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage (what fits at checkout still fits after laundry day). Unisex cut with a classic crew neck. It runs a little small, so size up once for comfortably relaxed or twice for a cozy oversized drape.

Washing & Drying

Wash inside out in cool water with gentle detergent. Low spin, tumble dry low, and skip the chlorine bleach (the only chlorine we tolerate comes with a diving board).

Shipping & Returns

Mermaid Dayz prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 6 to 9 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right.

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Made for a land year

Printed to order in the US

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Salt air and slow smiles

Illustration of a mermaid sitting on a rock with a seagull and the text "That was a lot of words."

Premium Tee

Land days need a uniform, and this is it. The Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 ounce tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so the colour arrives lived-in and the cotton arrives soft. The fit is relaxed and boxy, true to size, with room to breathe between the meeting and the marina. Machine wash cold inside out with like colours and tumble dry low; it keeps its shape, and its opinions, for years.

  • Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton, 20/1 yarn
  • Material detail: Garment-dyed, soft-washed for a vintage lived-in feel. Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage.
  • Weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
  • Fit: Relaxed, boxy unisex fit with classic crew neck
  • Construction: Double-needle armhole/sleeve/bottom hems, twill taped neck, tubular body
  • Country of origin: Honduras/Nicaragua

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Questions From the Shore

Where do you ship?

Mermaid Dayz ships across the U.S. and internationally. Most U.S. orders arrive within 6 to 9 days.

What if my size is off?

Every item is printed to order, so please check the size chart before you order. If a quality issue slips through, reach out and we will make it right.

How do I care for my print?

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and skip bleach ~ your print keeps its color wash after wash.

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