Protecting Happy Hour At All Costs
Surviving the salty breeze requires two absolute essentials: an extra dirty martini and zero tolerance for aerial snack thieves. Bring that unapologetic seaside attitude everywhere you go, because nobody—especially not an overly ambitious bird—messes with your garnish.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Brings pure unfiltered coastal sass and happy hour energy to your day.
- The ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a love for cocktails and zero patience for nonsense.
- A colorful, bold reminder to protect your peace (and your olives) at all times.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude. With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean. Details - 100% ring-spun cotton - Soft, garment-dyed fabric - Comfortable heavyweight feel - Relaxed unisex fit - Classic crew neckline - Double-needle stitching for added durability - Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing - Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look. Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.