Save The Drama For Someone Who Cares
For those moments when someone is talking way too much and your champagne is getting warm. Channel pure unbothered energy and let the world know your time—and your patience—is far too precious for an unnecessary monologue.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Relatable Sass: Captures the exact face you make when a two-minute story turns into a twenty-minute meeting.
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Unapologetic Glamour: Combines seaside elegance with a lethal dose of side-eye and humor.
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Subtle Boundary Setting: Delivers the ultimate hint for over-talkers without you having to say a single word.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.