Expecting Luxury, Receiving Crustaceans
When your standards are built for champagne and rare jewels, but the universe delivers pennies and cutbacks. Flaunt unmatched ocean sass and unapologetic high standards that demand an immediate lifestyle budget review.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Pure Siren Sarcasm: Delivers instant dry wit with immaculate aesthetic elegance.
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Unapologetic Standards: A hilarious daily reminder that you simply don't do budget cuts.
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Bold Graphic Statement: Blends vintage coastal beauty with laugh-out-loud relatable drama.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.