Too Salty to Care
Poured extra dirty and served with a splash of absolute defiance. When high tide hits and your patience runs dry, let your inner siren do the talking while you kick back and enjoy your happy hour in peace.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Pure Siren Sass: The ultimate splash of cocktail-hour humor and unapologetic mermaid attitude.
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Bold Artistic Punch: Expressive, textured ocean-blue lettering paired with vibrant fin accents that demand attention.
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Effortless Mood Setter: Speaks your mind so you can focus on chilling by the water with a cold drink.
For the days when mermaid weather comes with a little breeze.
This Comfort Colors long-sleeve tee brings that lived-in, relaxed feel that somehow gets better every time you wear it. Soft, comfortable, and easygoing, it’s made for cool beach mornings, breezy evenings by the water, boat days, coastal getaways, or simply bringing a little mermaid attitude wherever you happen to be.
The garment-dyed fabric gives it that wonderfully relaxed, already-loved look, while the classic fit makes it an easy layer with shorts, jeans, leggings, or whatever your land-dwelling plans require.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction made for repeat wear
- Easygoing, lived-in Comfort Colors feel
Fit Note: Designed with a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up for an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Because sometimes a mermaid needs sleeves.