Serving Pure Disinterest With a Splash of Pinot
For those chaotic moments when your patience is washed ashore and your empathy is running on empty. Raise a glass, deliver the absolute bare minimum of polite concern, and stay completely unbothered while looking effortlessly divine.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Cheeky Coastal Wit: Delivers the ultimate sarcastic send-off wrapped in gorgeous nautical charm.
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Unapologetic Attitude: Channels the liberating energy of minding your own business and prioritizing your own peace.
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Conversation Starter: Radiates witty, sharp humor that instantly connects with fellow wine enthusiasts and sarcasm connoisseurs.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.