Serving High-Tide Boundaries and Dry Martinis
Consider this your official out-of-office reply to unsolicited drama, early morning chaos, and loud background noise. Created for anyone who prefers chilling on their personal rock with an extra olive rather than dealing with the squawking masses.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
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Maximum Sassy Energy: Establishes your personal boundaries instantly without you having to utter a single word.
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Glamorous Eye-Roll Mood: Combines vintage siren elegance with an unapologetic, hilarious dose of everyday sarcasm.
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Pure Unbothered Vibe: The ultimate visual statement for those days when you are strictly not taking applications for nonsense.
Your new favorite mermaid tee has officially washed ashore.
The Comfort Colors 1717 is the kind of tee that feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Soft, substantial, and perfectly relaxed, it has that lived-in garment-dyed look that pairs beautifully with a little saltwater, sunshine, and mermaid attitude.
With its relaxed unisex fit and soft ring-spun cotton, this is an easy everyday tee for beach days, coastal getaways, boat rides, vacation wandering, or simply reminding everyone that your heart belongs somewhere closer to the ocean.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Comfortable heavyweight feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing
- Signature lived-in Comfort Colors look and feel
Fit Note: This tee has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up if you love an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Soft enough for lounging. Tough enough for land. Salty enough for a mermaid.