Your Free Fabulously Unimpressed Planner ~ Fifteen Months, Your Name on the Shell

The Fabulously Unimpressed Planner ~ Fifteen months ~ free ~ your name on the shell

Fifteen months of being fabulously unimpressed, with your name on the shell before she bothers to sit up

A printed planner for the woman who already has plans and is not sure about yours ~ a new mermaid on every month, each one somebody you know, the real holidays and the ones she RSVPs never to, and your first name on the scallop shell beside her chaise. Free, in your inbox in minutes, ready to print and fold whenever you feel like it.

Fifteen months, November 2026 through January 2028 ~ a Fabulously Unimpressed design on every month, your first name on the cover, and nineteen pages you print at home on plain letter paper.

Mermaid Dayz planner cover: a red-haired mermaid with a starfish in her hair, chin on her hand, draped across a teal velvet chaise with a coral cushion, beside a large open scallop shell on a gold stand that carries a sample first name.
That is where your name goes ~ on the shell by the chaise, in the lettering she would have chosen herself.

Planner people are Mermaid Dayz Passport people ~ your name on the shell also saves you a place in Mermaid Dayz Passport, where the newest mermaids, the new drops and the first-look sales surface before the rest of the pod notices.

The whole unimpressed year, one page at a time

Page 1 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
November 2026Feast Mode
Page 2 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
December 2026Star on Top
Page 3 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
January 2027Five More Minutes
Page 4 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
February 2027Prove It
Page 5 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
March 2027Storm Cocktail
Page 6 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
April 2027Indoor Weather
Page 7 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
May 2027RSVP Never
Page 8 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
June 2027Float Like a Flamingo
Page 9 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
July 2027Bad Fish Company
Page 10 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
August 2027Sunglasses Season
Page 11 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
September 2027How to Avoid People
Page 12 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
October 2027Cauldron Couture
Page 13 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
November 2027Not on the Menu
Page 14 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
December 2027Pearl Tangled
Page 15 of the Mermaid Dayz planner: a Fabulously Unimpressed design for that month, with the month's dates below.
January 2028Do Not Disturb