Billionaire Bait ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Why chase tail when you can charm the yacht right out from under him? Pour the vintage bubbly, claim your spot in the sun, and remind the world that high maintenance is just your natural baseline.
Cold-water mermaids are a whole tribe, and they are underdressed. This Gildan heavy-blend pullover is an 8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood that goes up the second you are out of the lake, a front pouch pocket for cold hands and a car key, and double-needle stitching that holds through a season of salt, chlorine, and wash-day drama. Pill-resistant fleece keeps it looking fresh instead of fuzzy through the winter swims (freedom, fun, friendship, and freezing, in that order). It is the hoodie for the dawn dip and the dock after. Mermaid Dayz prints it for the woman who swims in January and dares you to ask why.
Fit: Relaxed, boxy unisex fit with classic crew neck
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Match those numbers to the size chart on this listing. Please check the size chart BEFORE ordering ~ printed-to-order items cannot be exchanged for sizing. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton, grown in the USA, then garment-dyed for a softened, sea-glass depth that keeps improving in the wash. The relaxed fit hangs easy through long days, ferry rides, and the occasional meaningful stare at open water. Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage (what fits at checkout still fits after laundry day). Unisex cut with a classic crew neck. It runs a little small, so size up once for comfortably relaxed or twice for a cozy oversized drape.
Wash inside out in cool water with gentle detergent. Low spin, tumble dry low, and skip the chlorine bleach (the only chlorine we tolerate comes with a diving board).
Mermaid Dayz prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right.
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Land days need a uniform, and this is it. The Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 ounce tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed so the colour arrives lived-in and the cotton arrives soft. The fit is relaxed and boxy, true to size, with room to breathe between the meeting and the marina. Machine wash cold inside out with like colours and tumble dry low; it keeps its shape, and its opinions, for years.
Mermaid Dayz ships across the U.S. and internationally. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days.
Every item is printed to order, so please check the size chart before you order. If a quality issue slips through, reach out and we will make it right.
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and skip bleach ~ your print keeps its color wash after wash.
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