Protecting Happy Hour At All Costs
Surviving the salty breeze requires two absolute essentials: an extra dirty martini and zero tolerance for aerial snack thieves. Bring that unapologetic seaside attitude everywhere you go, because nobody—especially not an overly ambitious bird—messes with your garnish.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Brings pure unfiltered coastal sass and happy hour energy to your day.
- The ultimate conversation starter for anyone with a love for cocktails and zero patience for nonsense.
- A colorful, bold reminder to protect your peace (and your olives) at all times.
For the days when mermaid weather comes with a little breeze.
This Comfort Colors long-sleeve tee brings that lived-in, relaxed feel that somehow gets better every time you wear it. Soft, comfortable, and easygoing, it’s made for cool beach mornings, breezy evenings by the water, boat days, coastal getaways, or simply bringing a little mermaid attitude wherever you happen to be.
The garment-dyed fabric gives it that wonderfully relaxed, already-loved look, while the classic fit makes it an easy layer with shorts, jeans, leggings, or whatever your land-dwelling plans require.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric
- Relaxed, comfortable fit
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
- Classic crew neckline
- Durable construction made for repeat wear
- Easygoing, lived-in Comfort Colors feel
Fit Note: Designed with a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy, comfortable fit, or size up for an extra-roomy, oversized look.
Because sometimes a mermaid needs sleeves.