Not Today, Adulting ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Adulting is wildly overrated, exhausting, and completely optional when there’s a cold drink waiting. Channel that high-priority energy of delegating chaos and choosing sunshine, sass, and serenity over endless to-do lists.
Dawn swimmers and dock sitters agree on one thing: the air after the water is colder than the water. This garment-dyed crewneck from Comfort Colors is ring-spun cotton in rich, lived-in color, with a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders that pull on over damp hair without an argument. Double-needle stitching holds through years of pod birthdays and beach bonfires (and the bachelorette weekend nobody photographs honestly). Preshrunk and made to keep its shape, it is the layer the whole pod borrows and nobody returns. Mermaid Dayz made it for the one who comes out of the water last.
Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Use those numbers when you choose between two sizes. No size chart on this listing ~ go by a tee you already love and order the same size here. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.
To keep your print looking its best: wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and iron on low heat avoiding the print directly. Skip bleach and harsh detergents. Treated with care, your piece will hold its color and shape wash after wash.
Mermaid Dayz prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right.
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Mermaid Dayz ships across the U.S. and internationally. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days.
Every item is printed to order, so please check the size chart before you order. If a quality issue slips through, reach out and we will make it right.
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and skip bleach ~ your print keeps its color wash after wash.
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