Mermaid Dayz 2026 Gift Guide
Silent Night, Unbothered Night. Gifts sorted by who you're buying for ~ you'll know her the second you see her.
Find their gift


For the one who is not coming ashore yet
Brunch was scheduled for ten. She will surface when she surfaces. Off duty, phone face down, doing nothing much and doing it well. You know her. She may be you.
Ashore When She Is Ready
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $36.99Also comes as
Long sleeve
Crewneck
OrnamentShop this design ›
No Plans Cove
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $36.99
The World Can Wait
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $36.99

For the one who has a comeback ready and standards to match
She heard you. She has decided not to engage. If she does, it will be one sentence and it will be enough. For the woman with boundaries, a raised eyebrow and a very short list of people who may call after nine.
Claws Off Darling
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Move Your Puff
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Unclaw Me Now
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Personal Space Siren
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Save Yourself Darling
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99
Talk To Tail
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Save The Drama
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Tell My Fin
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Tail Has Spoken
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Complaints Go To The Tail
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Happy hour or room service?
What is in her shell this morning?
Zero Pier Pressure
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Peak Unbothered Energy
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Claws Off, Honey
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Cool Story Captain
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
I Already Am
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Skip The Advice
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Problem Solved
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Flawless, No Notes
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Let's Correct That
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Unbothered & Unsubscribed
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Focus On What Matters
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Unbothered & Unscheduled
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99

For the one whose hair has its own weather system
Pearls on a Tuesday. Hair that arrives before she does. She did not get ready for anyone, she got ready because it was morning. For the glam one, the one with the good skincare, the one who is always, somehow, photographed well.
Tangled But Thriving
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Took All Tide
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Mermaid Hair Mood
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99
Salty Hair, Cocktail Hour
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Zero Care Siren
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Tangled And Unbothered
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Beach Hair Boundaries
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Bad Hair, Good Pour
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Under $10 ~ an ornament she would actually hang
Round, light, the mermaid sits clear of the hook. For the tree, the mirror, or the desk of the one who is not coming ashore yet.
Doing Claws Now
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Make Better Choices
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Siren Standards Only
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Martinis Over Meltdowns
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Since You're Here
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
High Tide Standards
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Not My Emergency
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Salty And Shaken
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Based On What?
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Only to the Buoy
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Real Friends Save Your Spot
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer
Stuffer
Skip the Meeting
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 stocking stuffer

For the one who schedules happy hour like a meeting
It is on the calendar. It has a location. Attendance is expected. For the hostess with a signature drink, the wine-at-sunset loyalist, and the friend who considers five o'clock a suggestion with flexibility in both directions.
Snap Away, Buttercup
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99Also comes as
Long sleeve
Hoodie
CrewneckShop this design ›
Tomorrow's Problem
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99Also comes as
Long sleeve
Hoodie
CrewneckShop this design ›
Bring The Wine
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99Also comes as
Long sleeve
Hoodie
CrewneckShop this design ›
Big Tail Energy
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 2 more
from $38.99Also comes as
Long sleeve
Hoodie
CrewneckShop this design ›
Crabby Looks Good
Crop top · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $38.99
Zero Flocks Given
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Calm Down Kevin
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $38.99
Talk To The Fin, I'm Busy
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Priorities Intact
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Salty Volume Diva
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99

For the best friend who already knows
You did not have to say it. She saw your face and poured. For the sister who remembers everything, the friend who answers on the first ring, and the one who keeps your secrets and a running list of your exes.
Sea witch or sunbather?
Dramatic, or simply unbothered?
Talk To The Tail, Crabcake
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Be So Serious
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Too Much Attitude
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Fabulously Unbothered
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Selective Hearing Only
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Unapologetically Extra
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Are You Finished?
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Wrong Mermaid Energy
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
First, The Cocktail
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Done. Zero Flukes.
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Chilled Feedback Only
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99
Finally Some Recognition
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $38.99

For the one who will not be sharing her snacks
She brought her own. She told you to bring yours. This is not a negotiation. For the snack hoarder, the brunch regular and the woman whose idea of a balanced meal is fries and a view.
Get Your Own
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Get Your Own Plate
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Undersea Room Service
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Respectfully, Back Off
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Snooze Ya Lose
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Absolutely Not Sir
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Tentacle Room Service
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
High Standards Only
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
That's Cute, Sweetheart
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Strictly Not Sharing
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Cozy gifts ~ for the one night the water gets cold
Long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies. Grown-up, unbothered, warm.
Inside Claws Only
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Sea Salt, Zero Regrets
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Zero Stars Stylist
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
The Salt Stays
Crop top · Long sleeve · Hoodie + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Blame The Tail
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Mermaid Hair Chaos
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Talk To Fin
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
High Maintenance Siren
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick

For the one whose meeting could have been an email
Adulting is on pause until further notice. The to-do list exists; it is simply not being consulted. For the coworker who survives Monday on principle, the teacher who has seen everything, and the one whose out-of-office is permanent in spirit.
Maybe Tomorrow
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99Also comes as
Crop top
Long sleeve
HoodieShop this design ›
The Tail Department
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Fix Your Expectations
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Priorities In Order
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Adulting On Pause
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Consider It Handled
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Circle Back Never
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Meeting Dismissed
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Application Declined
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99

From the family ~ for the mom who raised a whole school of you
She kept everyone fed, found everyone's other shoe and still had opinions about your haircut. For the mom, the grandma and the aunt who taught you how to float. The family shops here.
Cherry Pit Queen
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Undersea Retail Therapy
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $36.99
Over It
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $36.99
Family Beach Week
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck + 1 more
from $36.99
Phone Rescue
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $36.99
Clamshell Bed
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $36.99
Laundry Day
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $36.99
Eight Perfect Tens
Tee · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $36.99
Under $40 ~ tees and crop tops with her reasons on them
Printed to order. Someone came to mind the second you saw it.
Crabcake Dismissal
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Extra Salty Siren
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Crabby Life Advice
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Zero Feedback Accepted
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Manage Your Expectations
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Tangled & Unbothered
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 1 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Claws And Champagne
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Officially Off Duty
Crop top · Long sleeve · Tee + 2 more
from $40.99
Cozy pick
Still shopping? These do the hard part for you.

Cannot choose? Let them.
A gift card arrives by email in minutes and never needs a size chart.
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A personalized 2027 planner, free, in this shop's own art.
Buying for someone else?
Three things gift buyers ask us every December.
What size do I get her?
Every product page has its own size chart. Match the size she already wears and pick from the chart; everything is printed to order after you buy, so there is no guessing on either side.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery. Orders over $99 ship free. Every piece is printed to order, so the earlier the order, the quieter the December.
What if something's wrong when it arrives?
Reply to your order email or use the contact page and a real person will sort it out with you. The refund policy is linked at the bottom of every page.
Black Friday Season: 15% off with code BLACKFRIDAY15 through Sunday, November 29. Sale and clearance items are excluded. Free shipping on orders over $99. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery. Every piece is printed to order.









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